Finding the Crystal of Peace
→my gender is a sexy detective jazz cover of ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’
I was kind of bored last night and liked the idea so I ran with it
holy shit
I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib
Nice
In the Lounge of the Mountain King
This is FANTASTIC.
I listened to this so many times in a row that the original arrangement is forever ruined for me. Oh you wanted to be spooky? Too bad, now I’m thinking about all the characters in a smoky underground speakeasy and your score is ruined.
(Via reindeer-mafia Source: glumshoe) 50,518 notes | 3 months ago
You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care
(Via mlarayoukai Source: mlarayoukai) 191,292 notes | 7 months ago
the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together
but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you
(Via princerevelucide Source: princerevelucide) 54,480 notes | 7 months ago
I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)
(Via microwavegoat Source: hoziergender) 134,474 notes | 10 months ago
(Via hallowickit Source: virtuallyinsane-autumn) 3,336 notes | 10 months ago
Irena Carpaccio
(Via jethroq Source: jethroq) 47,478 notes | 1 year ago
I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)
(Via hoziergender Source: hoziergender) 134,474 notes | 1 year ago
imagine vapeable viagra
uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won’t stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please
(Via nastyoldcrustyrats Source: wellwaterhysteria) 46,560 notes | 1 year ago