Finding the Crystal of Peace

thelibrarina:

copperbadge:

surahlia:

techno-gal:

the-sassy-composer:

glumshoe:

rhapsody-in-blues:

glumshoe:

my gender is a sexy detective jazz cover of ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’

I was kind of bored last night and liked the idea so I ran with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_3Y9_Hw8wU

holy shit

I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib

Nice

In the Lounge of the Mountain King

This is FANTASTIC. 

I listened to this so many times in a row that the original arrangement is forever ruined for me. Oh you wanted to be spooky? Too bad, now I’m thinking about all the characters in a smoky underground speakeasy and your score is ruined.

mlarayoukai:

You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care

princerevelucide:

the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

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but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you

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hoziergender:

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

virtuallyinsane-autumn:
“by Vadim Sadovski
”
virtuallyinsane-autumn:
“Irena Carpaccio
”

virtuallyinsane-autumn:

Irena Carpaccio

hoziergender:

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

imagine vapeable viagra

wellwaterhysteria:

uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won’t stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please