Finding the Crystal of Peace
→i love it when drinks are weird colors this is because i was meant to be a machine and drinking delicious blue cooling fluid and such
(Via izzzyzzz Source: automatonknight) 18,776 notes | 6 months ago
just kicked this dude so hard his worms came out
(Via izzzyzzz Source: cheddar-baby) 24,811 notes | 6 months ago
my gender is a sexy detective jazz cover of ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’
I was kind of bored last night and liked the idea so I ran with it
holy shit
I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib
Nice
In the Lounge of the Mountain King
This is FANTASTIC.
I listened to this so many times in a row that the original arrangement is forever ruined for me. Oh you wanted to be spooky? Too bad, now I’m thinking about all the characters in a smoky underground speakeasy and your score is ruined.
(Via reindeer-mafia Source: glumshoe) 51,055 notes | 10 months ago
You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care
(Via mlarayoukai Source: mlarayoukai) 213,105 notes | 1 year ago
the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together
but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you
(Via princerevelucide Source: princerevelucide) 54,911 notes | 1 year ago
I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)
(Via microwavegoat Source: foolsgender) 134,750 notes | 1 year ago
(Via hallowickit Source: virtuallyinsane-autumn) 3,338 notes | 1 year ago
Irena Carpaccio
(Via jethroq Source: jethroq) 47,772 notes | 1 year ago
I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)
(Via foolsgender Source: foolsgender) 134,750 notes | 1 year ago